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Every moment you have two paths, one of gratitude for all, and one of

mediocrity. Chose one... and remember to keep this choice in mind in all things.

Everything In My Past Happened For A Random Reason

We'll get to this wishlist update in 2026...

we're all winneeeeers !!!
I'll just...
take this guys.
see y'all in 2022!
hangout with
vlad again
Ask nelson
about his shirt